Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : Thats nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
Question 1: What gets bigger as you take more out of it?
Answer: A hole, brainiac!
Question 2: You are traveling on an electric train north. The wind is headed south,
against you. You make two 45 degree left-turns. The wind doesn't change directions, and the
track doesn't twist. When you're about to stop at your destination, what direction is the smoke
from the train blowing, if
the wind speed is stronger than the train's speed?
Answer: Nowhere. An electric train doesn't blow steam.
Question 3: You and your family drive from your home in South Carolina (which is a state on
the east coast for those of you who aren't familiar with the location of states in our country) to
the beach. That takes you about an hour, as you don't live too far away. You and your family
sit on the beach, waiting for the sunset. It doesn't come. There is nothing blocking your view of
the ocean. You don't look the other way or close your eyes. There isn't some once-in-a-blue-
moon eclipse or something that is affecting the sunset. Why don't you see it?
Answer: The sun sets in the west for those of you checking your compases.
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