Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)

Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)
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Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye
SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye
Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye
SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.
Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkayetode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye
SE :SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkayeProject to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.
Kabir :Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye
SE :Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..
Kabir :Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu RoyeAise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye
SE :Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye...
Kabir:Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na KoyeJo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye
SE:Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.
Kabir :Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye
SE :Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.
Kabir :Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye
SE:Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.
Kabir:Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja KhayeVaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye
SE:Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.
Kabir:Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh MahinManua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin
SE:Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin